The amazing thing about the Toy Story trilogy is the fact that they waited 10 years to conclude the story, so that a story about nostalgia made you feel nostalgic towards the original content.

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tayelchapo:

this why they killed him

JFK will forever be one of the best presidents this nation ever had.

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My worst nightmare has been realized.

theartistintheambulance:

I’m at work without a book. It’s only a few hours but it’s gonna suck.

Oh jeez, me tooo


He says ‘I don’t get it, why are you still a virgin at 24?’

He says ‘I don’t believe you, I’ve seen you walk, virgins don’t walk like that’

He says, ‘That ain’t natural, people are supposed to fuck.’

He asks ‘Why though? No offence though.’

I ask ‘When was your first time?’

He says ‘I was 12’

He says ‘I know what you’re thinking, that’s too young.’

I look at his knuckles, he has two good hands.

He says ‘She was older than me.’

I ask ‘How old?’

And he says ‘It’s better that the girl is older, that’s how I learnt all things I know’

He licks his lips.

I ask again ‘How old?’

He says ‘I could use one finger to make you sob’

I think of my brother in prison and I can’t remember his face.

I ask again ‘How old?’

He says ‘Boys become men in the laps of women, you know?’

I think of my mothers faced lined with her bad choices in men.

He says ‘If you were mine you wouldn’t get away with this shit, I’d eat you for hours, I’d gut you like fruit.’

I think of my cousins circumcision, how she feels like a mermaid, not human from the waist down.

He says ‘I’d look after you, you know?’

I laugh, I ask for the last time ‘How old?’

He says ‘34.’

He says ‘She was beautiful though and I know what you’re thinking but it’s not like that, I’m a man, I’m a man, I’m a man. No one could ever hurt me’.

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saccstry:

I always thought it was weird how when the clock struck midnight all of Cinderella’s fancy stuff reverted except her glass slippers. In my head I imagine that when the clock struck midnight, her slippers started cracking and cutting into her feet as the magic disappeared. 

saccstry:

I always thought it was weird how when the clock struck midnight all of Cinderella’s fancy stuff reverted except her glass slippers. In my head I imagine that when the clock struck midnight, her slippers started cracking and cutting into her feet as the magic disappeared. 



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probertson:

God Bug

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God Bug


cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

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